As it turned out, a man was sunbathing naked in his lawn when a rogue seagull tore off his right testicle.
Experts claim that the ferocious bird mistakenly believed the man’s exposed endowments to be a pair of bird eggs and swooped in for a feast.
The unidentified guy was dozing off on the patio of his separate home in Ipswich when a seagull dove out of the sky and chewed off his right testicle with its beak.
Exciting sequences that resembled those of a commercial. When he opened his eyes after being startled, he noticed the bird flying away with one of his “jewels” in its bright yellow beak.
The emergency department nurses at Ipswich Hospital had to bandage him and provide an antibiotic course to avoid infection after his wife phoned an ambulance.
